Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Joke- Just For Fun

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I
don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Price Of Oil

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!